In this city we call Toronto, we have a mayor who is very easy to target. And that’s not just because of horizontally-challenged physique. It seems that no matter what this guy does or doesn’t do, he’s bound to gets scrutinized for it. It’s really too bad as well, since it probably just adds unnecessary pressure to an already very stressful and demanding job. However as a political figure, taking the heat from all sides is very much part of the job description. And even though I hope he succeeds in making Toronto a better place (so far he’s screwing up everything he touches), I still want to put in my two cents of mockery…
So I don’t take credit for these two jokes; I heard them on the Dean Blundell Show – the morning radio on 102.1 The Edge. The jokes were part of a segment featuring the show’s asian correspondent, Qi Min Sheng, where he read excerpts from his book “Jokes About Rob Ford Book“.
Here are the jokes:
1) Rob Ford is so fat, he got baptized at Marine Land.
2) At Toronto City Council, city councillors have to take a GO Bus and two TTC buses just to get to Rob Ford’s good side.
Below is the clip featuring the entire segment: